
Not settled with being the world king’s of cheesy male porn stars and girly pop bands such as Roxette, Ace of Base, and The Cardigans , Sweden has notched its way up my global Scale of Awesomeness today. Yes, people, forget the trip to Thailand you had planned, or the cruise down the Egyptian Nile. It’s Swedish town, Chako Paul City that is the bees knees of holiday destinations this month. And what’s not to like? It’s situated high in the woods of Northern Sweden, features a medieval castle in it’s centre, and is rumoured to be home to 25000 sex-crazy lesbians.
After broad reporting in the Chinese media, Swedish authorities have been swamped by requests from millions of men around the world, desperate to get directions to the mythical city, founded in 1820 by a wealthy man-hating widow. So far they have had little success, with Swedish tourism obviously denouncing the existance of such a magical place. “At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years,” said Claes Bertilson, spokesman for the Swedish Tourism Authority.
And isn’t that exactly what they would have you believe! Here at Gorilla, we prefer to foster fanciful thinking, not destroy it. So we did a little research and may have found what millions have missed- definitive proof of the existence of Chako Paul City. The image below is a little blurry, but under advanced zoom techniques, one can just make out the forms of what appears to be hundreds of females frolicking in undergarments. What’s more is that they appearing to be mouthing the words, “We”re getting sunburnt! Where oh where is a man to apply this baby oil”

Now you can make your own decisions, but here at Gorilla, we don’t let a maidens call for help go unanswered. So over and out for now, we’re off to Rugmunchistan!