A word of warning to any surfers or sea lover’s out there, this one will make your fiddly bits curl up inside themselves. This monster apparently washed up on the beach in Mossel Bay this week, and HOLY MOTHER OF MARY is it scary sonofabitch. Granted it’s one less set of jaws out there able to eat you, but it’s a pretty solid reminder that we share our beautiful ocean with some pretty hectic fish. However it’s the banner advert below the pic that caught my attention. SO not going to be rushing to don my boardies and flora ad style canter my way down the beach to the breakers from this jol. Sorry Park House Lodge, I don’t like the locals you have cruising your waters.